The stuff that I like that I find or make.

Okay. Look through this cool page, but especially, don't forget to look at the descriptions in small letters.

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Pictures
My Photo
Aren't I so cool. No? You sure?... okay

Running... With Scissors!
From Weird Al

The Venom Spider
THE Symbol

Resident Evil
(Picture)

A Card From the Emil's Hole in the Wall Deck
Ace of Hearts

Meet Your Child's Internet Penpal
This is a Hilarious Pic

ME... collage-bound
(Picture)

Bojangles
What do you think this is?

Backstreet Boys... must DIE
This is an awesome message.

A Retarded Mud Monkey-Like Bear From Mars kind of thing
(Picture)

A Smeared Fly
(Picture)

A picture of a Forest Fire?
Why did I put this here?

Other Pictures that Are NOT too unique and Funny...

Sounds
MP3 Site
Find the rest of our MP3s here

Blind - KoRn.mp3
I can see I can see the first MP3 on this site!!!

Let's Get This Party Started! - KoRn.mp3
From KoRn: Issues 1999

Wicked - KoRn.mp3
From KoRn: Life is Peachy

All I Want - The Offspring.mp3
From The Crazy Taxi Soundtrack

One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five.mp3
From Ben Folds Five: Whatever and Ever Amen

Magna Centipede.mp3
Magna Centipede's Theme in Mega Man X2

Spit it Out - SlipKnot.mp3
From SlipKnot: SlipKnot

My MIDI
I made this cheap MIDI

Porky Pig "Bitch"
The funniest thing Porky Pig said. This is REAL, from a Looney Tunes outtake!

Army Emil
Army Emil MP3
A Funny Self-Skit of mine...

What should you let a bully do?
Just one of life's many questions

Is this person gay?
This... is funny

Why you should NOT drink liquor
a good reason

Animations and Others
Taco Bell's Never Released Ad, Created by Me
I created this! Why was it rejected? See for yourself.


This is NOT real!

X-Amp WinAmp Skin
Yeah, I made this... but won't take credit, the X is from "Earth X"

Emil's Hole in the Wall Amp WinAmp Skin
I take ALL Credit for this.

Something New!
Check out a new site that I'm part of: Deranged Sounds of Madness: Music & Games

More to come. Don't worry about it. Come back often, because there are constant updates. Sign the Guestbook too, please.
-Emil.